“Don’t waste ‘the best years of your life’ writing resumes– I’ll give you the one that beats ‘em all!”

Learn my insane secrets to doubling or tripling your interviews… landing exclusive invites to over 50 million ‘secret’ jobs… and getting a resume that BOOSTS YOUR CONFIDENCE and sells itself!

Dear student jobseeker,

Have you heard this before?

“The economy is so bad right now, it’s impossible to get a job.”

Are you worried? Or do you try not to think about it?

People are spending months, instead of weeks, looking for work.

Your parents are probably scared. Your friends probably are, too. They might not be saying it, but I bet they’re thinking about it.

Now, I can’t guarantee that I’ve got all the answers, or that I can instantly propel you to your dream job. No one can. But what I can tell you is this:

You CAN land a high-paying, high-profile job by doing LESS work. And you can do what you REALLY WANT– and get paid for it. No joke.

Forget what your parents told you… that you’ve gotta “pay your dues” before you get to follow your dreams. Listen… millions of other graduates already make money doing what they love.

Would you like to know their secret? Here’s a hint: it’s not what you think.

”You have the best resume we’ve ever seen!”

Those were the first words of the phone call. And he continued: “It got us interested in you right away….

… Here’s the date and time of our next interview session: we’d love to see you there.”

I couldn’t believe it.

A few weeks later, and I was on an all-expenses-paid flight to work for one of the biggest, most-recognized and most-beloved companies in the world. (Here’s a hint: you already own two or more of their products--and you probably feel naked without them.)

The company rented us a BMW and a Mustang convertible. Gave us $150 a day in use-it-or-lose-it spending money. And told us to relax and enjoy the jacuzzi”. (I couldn’t make this stuff up if I tried.)

And this was my first job out of college!

And just think… a little piece of paper got me that kind of attention.

Wouldn’t it be amazing when it does the same for you?

I know what you’re thinking.

But don’t worry. This definitely isn’t some weird “pay me and I’ll find you a job” scheme. And it’s not the vague, useless info you see on most job-search sites. In fact, it’s something you can’t find anywhere else.

No tricks. No bullshit. And no weird emails in the dead of night telling you to buy some new “marketing toolkit”…I promise. Pinky swear.

What I’ve got to tell you is something I’m really excited about. It’s part of a classy, bulletproof strategy that WILL get you work-- even when the job market is freaking people out.

I’ve been there. I know. And I want to make sure you don’t struggle the way I did. If you learn these tricks and follow them carefully, you won’t have to.

So I advise you– read every word of what I’m about to tell you. You’ll be glad you did.

(And besides, homework can wait... right?)

Here’s how I went from having nothing… to having everything

Things weren’t always as good as they are now. In fact, before I landed that job, my life was basically a wreck.

Maybe this story will sound familiar to you…

I spent MONTHS sending out resumes and cover letters when I was in school. But no matter what I did, no one wanted to hire me.

  • I worried about how I’d make money…
  • I worried about my credit cards…
  • I worried about how I’d pay my mom’s medical bills…
  • I even worried how I’d pay for school…

… almost every night.

I was stressed out beyond belief.

And even though I had an amazing girlfriend… even though I was surrounded by people who cared about me… I just wasn’t happy. Worrying about the future was making me MISS OUT on the present!

I wasn’t sure how to make things better. I wasn’t sure how to convince another faceless application that I was worth hiring. I wasn’t sure how much longer I could tell the school I’d pay them… “soon”.

I felt like I was at the end of my rope.

Honestly, even writing about it is pretty tough… they really were some “bad times”. If you haven’t had to be in this kind of situation, be thankful! Because not being able to pay what you already owe is something I wouldn’t wish on anyone.

The day everything changed

One day, I wrote a cover letter that just… felt different. It had energy. It had life. And I knew I’d stumbled on something really special… even if I couldn’t really put my finger on it.

Little did I know, I’d found a technique that was going to change my life.

Literally overnight, my response rate TRIPLED. It happened so fast, I almost couldn’t believe it.

But that wasn’t all…

I found out the single best way to get a great job– and it works anywhere. And because it’s helped me so much, I want to share it with you, right now.

Revealed at last: the secret strategy “they” don’t want you to know about

The best way to get a great job, in the whole world, is…

Skip the “gatekeepers”– receptionists, assistants, secretaries– entirely.

To get straight to the source. Straight to the person who can hire you.

But you can’t just waltz in and ask for twenty minutes of the boss’s time.

Except… you can. If you know how.

We’ll come back to that in a second. For now, think about this:

  • In 2010 alone, millions of help-wanted ads got posted. But the overwhelming majority of jobs that are available were never listed. I’ll show you where they are and how you can get them.
  • In 2009, while the unemployment rate hovered near 10%, millions of people were still getting hired–even at companies that claimed “they weren’t hiring”. I’ll show you why.
  • Do you ever see highly-qualified candidates get rejected in favor of people who are clearly not as good? Do you wonder why this happens? I’ll show you some of the hidden tricks that hiring managers use to test and weed out candidates… and some of them will surprise you.
  • But if you think this sounds interesting, wait till I show you how and why email is literally killing your job search!

Guess what? You can get a ton of my tips delivered right to your email, free. Sign up here and I promise I’ll never sell, rent, or disclose your personal information. But I WILL promise to send you some really kick-ass tips… no cost, no hassle.

Oh, about that “secret strategy”…

Here’s how “skipping the gatekeepers” gets you better work with less effort!

When you apply for a job, you’re one of hundreds or even thousands of others.

But did you ever think how that job posting got there?

It got there because the person doing the hiring wasn’t sure who to hire. So they took a few hours, made up a job description and sent it out the door.

Now, it may seem crazy, but most jobs get filled before anyone mentions them!

Because a hiring manager isn’t going to start posting on Monster if there’s already someone they know who can do it.

And they aren’t going to start posting if they don’t even know who or what they need yet.

This is just human nature. You hire people you already know– or people they already know. And most people are pretty lazy by default.

So you can use this to your advantage. And get an insane job without ever sending an application.

Check it out. You have three great options:

  1. Ask everyone you know if they know someone inside the company– or in competing companies. OR, find someone inside the company who likes what you do. Stay in touch with them: send them emails, let them know what you’re up to on a regular basis. This kind of recurring contact means they’re far more likely to recommend you when the time is right. Bingo: you got an instant in, without doing anything but chatting.
  2. Research the company and find a problem they have that needs solving. It could be a crappy return policy, a bad management decision, typos in their newsletter, or an ugly website. Whatever. Just find something they don’t do well, and make up an alternative. (If you make a mockup of your solution, you’re guaranteed to get someone there to listen to you.) Then find the person who’s responsible for the “problem area” and write to them directly. In your cover letter, mention that you’ll be calling to follow up on a specific day and time. Now, when you call the receptionist and ask to speak to Mr. Big Boss, you can truthfully say “He’s expecting my call.” BAM. You just got yourself an interview. The trick with this (and #3) is to go in without a job title in mind. Just find ways your skills can help the company, and you’re instantly more useful than half the people working there.
  3. Find out the company’s chain of command– there are several ways to do this– and shoot for someone two or three levels above the “hiring manager”, or the person listed on job applications. Send them your resume, a respectful and brief cover letter that mentions a few “problem areas” you can help with, and let them know you’ll call to discuss your proposed solutions. Play the same game with the receptionist as (2).

Doing this has gotten me further than any other tactic I’ve ever used. It’s made me friends all over the world, and gotten me “ins” at jobs I would never had a chance at otherwise. It’s also really simple, and a lot more fun than sitting by the phone and waiting for it to ring. And it’s the only way I know of to literally “invent” a job for yourself!

Get dozens more tips, tricks, and job-search “special moves”…

Can you see how useful this would be? There’s a whole lot more where that came from. Because in my exclusive guide I reveal never-before-seen tips, tricks, and “special moves” that get your resume to the top of the stack.

Right now, I’m flipping through it and I’ve found a few sections you might be interested in:

  • how to avoid ten of the most common job-search mistakes (page 5)
  • the two people to talk to, and the order to do it in, to jump ahead of every other candidate in minutes(page 11)
  • the absolute quickest way to find a job right now (page 3)
  • the five secret strategies for fixing a lukewarm interview (page 7)
  • the single smartest thing you can do right now to get a job (page 9)
  • how to break in to the hidden,”invisible” job market — where your chances of getting hired are 5x to 10x better
  • how to remake yourself into a knockout candidate–in less than 30 minutes (page 10)
  • how to make a great first impression – and what to do if you don’t (page 6)
  • what hiring managers are really thinking (page 4)
  • why you have to give up on email (page 2)
  • the #1 mistake most resumes make immediately (page 12)
  • and tons of other insanely useful techniques for getting your resume to the right person at the right time!

What could you do with this kind of knowledge? This kind of information is solid gold. It’s the kind of stuff that will change EVERYTHING… if you use it properly. And I could charge a whole lot for it… In fact, if I was smart, I probably would. I mean, just think…

  • If I charged $199 for this info, it would “fly off the (virtual) shelves”. After all, that’s less than half a week’s work if you’re making $9 an hour. You’d make that back immediately.
  • If I charged $149… well, let’s just say it’d be a runaway hit. That’s less than most people pay for their Web access and cell phone every month.
  • So, if I charged $129 and gave you 100% of your money back if you didn’t like it… would you buy it?

Don’t answer yet! Because I want to ask you something important.

What would you do if you could do anything?

That phrase is a little cliche these days… but it’s a REALLY important idea. Have you thought about it?

What would YOU do differently? If your work really expressed who you are, what would your day be like? Who would you hang out with? What would you surround yourself with? Take a second to write down a few ideas you have right now.

It may seem crazy, but this little “hack” can instantly get you closer to the things you want. It really does help to write things down– even if you never read it again.

There’s a part of your brain called the reticular activating system, or RAS, that “engages” your attention and links you more deeply to the words you write. If you’re a blogger, it works a lot like a “pingback” or a link on Twitter. That’s why it’s always a good idea to write down your goals.

Now, how would you feel if you were a huge step closer to doing that?

What if you knew you were “on the right track”? That you were “making it”?

What would that be worth to you?

Because today, I have a really special offer…

I don’t know how long this insane deal will last. But I’ve decided this info is much too valuable to lock up behind some big fee. It’s much too useful to keep away from students like you… people who need it.

“I can’t seem to get anywhere,” a friend told me earlier today. “Every job I apply for isn’t interested, or pays almost nothing. I’m so sick of it.”

That really brought the point home for me. Here’s someone who’s really smart, really driven, comes from a good school– and has nothing.

These days, everyone needs all the help we can get.

And I know that, if you’re reading this, you’re looking for hope. You’re looking for a way to make things better. And I want to help.

So allow me to introduce you… to a truly ridiculous offer.

This is the easiest decision you’ll make today

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Because, get this: for a limited time… a really limited time… I’m giving all this info away. That’s right. All of it.

It’s yours. Free. To every single customer.

All you have to do is click below to get started.

But… (Yes, there is a “but”…)

… I don’t want this information to sit on your hard drive for years gathering dust. I don’t want you to become another one of the millions of unemployed graduates.

I want proof that you’re going to put this stuff into action.

I want to be sure you’re committed… that you’ll do what it takes to succeed.

Because people who take action... who take control… are the ones who get things in life. And I want you to be one of them.

So I’m asking you a favor. I’m asking you to let me help you.

Here’s what I’m proposing.

Ever wished you could “unsend” your resume? Soon, you won’t have to…

If you’re like most people, writing your resume is about as much fun as taking out the trash.

  • You don’t know what to write.
  • You don’t know how to phrase it.
  • And you don’t know whether anyone even reads them.
  • As soon as you send it out, you start doubting the whole thing.

Does this sound like you?

I’ll let you in on a secret. We all feel lost when we first sit down to make a resume.

I don’t know a single person who cranked out a perfect one on their first try…

… or even on their fifth.

It takes practice. It takes a whole lot of dedication. And if you’re like most people, you just don’t have the time… or the interest.

That’s where I come in. And where the magic happens.

Get your hands on a resume so brilliant, they’ll BEG to hire you

If you decide you want to work with me, I’ll turn your resume into a SELLING MACHINE. In hours, not weeks.

A piece of paper so powerful, you’ll have employers begging to hire you. And guaranteed to give you an interview.

“Come on,” you’re probably thinking.”If the economy is really so bad, how can he guarantee that?”

It’s simple.

  • When you’ve got a resume packed with handpicked, polished details…
  • … when it’s filled with dozens of potent psychology tricks that keep you reading
  • … where every word leaps off the page
  • … where your unique skills are displayed in a proven, tested format
  • … and coded in the “secret language” a hiring manager is dying to hear…

… wouldn’t YOU pay attention to it?

The six “essential secrets” that get people talking

I’ve studied every trick in the book when it comes to making hard-hitting, professional resumes. I’ve uncovered hundreds of tiny tweaks and simple, specific changes that turn a boring, worn-out resume… into one that grabs bosses by the neck.

I know what catches their eye, what makes them read, and the “essential six”: a set of proven, last-minute “boosts” that get them to call you.

Everything from word choice to organization to the spacing, alignment and shape of your paragraphs. From the heading at the top to the footer at the bottom. And it’s stuff that works– for everyone.

Real People. Real Testimonials.

“Basically, it looks PHENOMENAL.”

“The whole thing presents my experience as unified and cohesive. Very convincing!”

“Perfect!”

“…both clean and professional. Thank you so much!!!”

Here’s why “doing it yourself” is a big mistake

It takes years to get good at this kind of thing. And you might think you’re capable of writing a perfectly good resume. Here’s a secret: you’re probably right. (I’m certainly not going to sit here and judge!)

But there’s a difference between a “perfectly good” resume, and a “winning” resume.

That difference is something you can feel. It’s professional.

Sort of how you might cut your own hair once in a while… if you really need to.

But you don’t make a habit of it.

Why not?

Because you know a pro will do a better job.

You pay for that kind of service without a second thought… because it saves you time and hassle. And because you don’t want to take the chance of messing it up.

Well, when it comes to resumes, it’s not just about time and hassle. It’s not about having to “wear your mistake” for a few weeks.

Remember this:

A good resume will make you thousands.

A bad resume stops you from making anything.

So if you’re worried that your resume doesn’t have enough material…

  • … that it doesn’t “sound” good….
  • … that it doesn’t “show who you are”….
  • … or that you just don’t know what to say….

… I want you to know that, starting today, you won’t have to worry anymore.

Because I’ll turn every one of those worries around. I’ll show you a roster of your accomplishments that’ll go straight to your head! Giving you real, genuine confidence...

Confidence you’ll feel.

Confidence that pours out of you and gets people’s attention.

Because getting attention–the right kind of attention--is what separates you from everyone else.

It’s what sets you miles ahead of every other candidate. It’s what catapaults you to the top of the stack.

How much is that worth to you?



More testimonials from students like you!

“Honestly, it reads so impressively and fluidly…”

“This is great. This is really, really great. How’d you do that?”

 

“As far as the resume goes, i really love it and i’m really grateful…”

“So excited to have you helping me on this.”

“You make the facts (which to me are just that: dull facts) interesting, important and relevant.”

 

 

 

 

 

I know this probably sounds too good to be true. I can assure you, it’s not. Not only that… I want to make sure you know you can trust me.

I don’t want there to be a single doubt in your mind.

So here’s what I’ll propose:

An offer you can’t refuse

I pride myself on producing the best work in the business. There’s just no one better at this. And I know, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that you’ll agree.

That’s why I’ll guarantee that if you’re not totally satisfied working with me–for any reason–I don’t want you to pay me a cent.

Simply let me know and you’ll get every penny back.

For real.

A professional, winning resume can turn your life around…

before you’ve suffered through the “rejection game”. But you’ve gotta make the call…

You have to click below and choose to start working with me.

And when you do, you can breathe a great big sigh of relief. Because from here on out, I’ll take care of you.

And things are about to get better…

… much, much better.

I’m ready if you are.

The total package: here’s what you get if you order TODAY

The “Silver” package contains the following:

  • My exclusive guide,“Get a Fantastic Job – Even In a Recession!”, featuring never-before-seen tips, tricks, and “special moves” that get your resume to the top of the stack. Inside, you’ll learn:
    • how to avoid ten of the most common job-search mistakes (page 5)
    • the two people to talk to, and the order to do it in, to jump ahead of every other candidate in minutes (page 11)
    • the absolute quickest way to find a job right now (page 3)
    • the five secret strategies for fixing a lukewarm interview (page 7)
    • the single smartest thing you can do right now to get a job (page 9)
    • how to break in to the hidden,”invisible” job market — where your chances of getting hired are 5x to 10x better
    • how to remake yourself into a knockout candidate–in less than 30 minutes (page 10)
    • how to make a great first impression – and what to do if you don’t (page 6)
    • what hiring managers are really thinking (page 4)
    • why you have to give up on email (page 2)
    • the #1 mistake most resumes make immediately (page 12)
    • and tons of other insanely useful techniques for getting your resume to the right person at the right time!
  • A professionally-designed, custom-made resume that puts your best strengths & talents in the spotlight.
  • A guaranteed interview, or I’ll rewrite it for free (over and over and over).
  • BONUS! TWO additional edits, at any time-- for when you switch careers or change jobs in the future. You’ll get years of use out of this awesome bonus! (a $70 value)
  • 60-day-money-back-guarantee.gif100% money-back guarantee: if you aren’t completely satisfied working with me, you won’t have to pay a cent.
  • Subscription to the “Emergence Circle”, a members-only email list where you’ll receive new tips and tricks regularly, as well as exclusive discounts on our partners’ products and services.
  • All for less than it cost me to fill up my buddy’s Explorer: just $187 $167 $147 $137!! (that’s less than the cost of your last road trip!)

Is this sounding good yet? Is it exciting enough?

How ’bout I throw one more bonus in for you…

… just in case you’re “on the fence” about any of this (hint: you really shouldn’t be).

10% off when you order in the next week! !

That means that until November 30, your SILVER-level access– with a 100% money-back guarantee– is only $123!

So what are you waiting for? Do yourself a favor you’ll never forget. Step up and place your order today.

Imagine the feeling when you’ve landed that killer job you always wanted.

 

 

Imagine how you’ll feel when you can walk into an interview with a resume you know is as good as it gets. Picture how calm and confident you’ll be.

Does it excite you? Can you picture what your resume will look like… what it will do for you…  when it’s been remastered? Backed with dozens of pages of job-search secrets?

Look, Hiring the Resume Remaster is a steal at any price, but with these bonuses, it’s such a no-brainer that I almost want to buy it from myself.

Take it to the next level– and make money RIGHT NOW!

With the high-payout affiliate program I offer to GOLD-level clients, you’ll get a staggering 20% CASH BACK on every order you refer to me!

That means you can make $26 to $50 for telling just one friend about me. For like five minutes of “work”.

Imagine… if you tell five friends, and they opt for my service you’d make more than $130 today– at least!

You don’t have to do anything special. You don’t have to “sign up” for anything. I’ll just give you money every time you send a friend my way.

It’s another one of the ways I want to thank you for working with me. And it’s part of my awesome GOLD package–another way to put my services to work for you, and an even more ridiculous value.


 

 

 

 

 

 

The GOLD Package contains all this, and more…

  • The exclusive guide, “Get a Fantastic Job – Even In a Recession!”, featuring never-before-seen tips, tricks, and “special moves” that get your resume to the top of the stack.
  • A professionally-designed, custom-made resume that puts your best strengths & talents in the spotlight.
  • A guaranteed interview, or I’ll rewrite it for free (over and over and over).
  • 100% money-back guarantee: if you aren’t completely satisfied working with me, you won’t have to pay a cent.
  • Subscription to the “Emergence Circle”, a members-only email list where you’ll receive new tips and tricks regularly, as well as exclusive discounts on our partners’ products and services.
  • Along with these special benefits:
    • GOLD-LEVEL BONUS! FOUR additional edits, at any time-- for when you switch careers or change jobs in the future. You’ll get years of use out of this awesome bonus! (a $70 value)
    • Membership in our high-payout affiliate program, which gives you 20% back on every customer you send my way. Think about it… if your friend buys a GOLD package, you just made yourself $40!
    • Personalized, one-on-one coaching. Ask me up to TEN qustions related to job search, your industry, even your specific job, and I’ll find the answers– no matter how long it takes. Use your ten questions at any time.. even if it’s been years. Most career services charge up to $80 an hour to provide this kind of info!
  • All of this… for about the cost of a soda every day.  Just $247 $227 $197!! (that’s a buck seventy-five a day this term!)

Think of how much the affiliate program can make you, and you’ll see what an insane deal the GOLD package really is. At $1.75 a day, you could make hundreds of dollars a week. You can get yourself an amazing job right out of school.And you can get hard-hitting career tips that will help you for life.

Remember, I want you to succeed with this stuff, and I’ll do anything I can to help. All you’ve gotta do is ask.

Go ahead and order in the next week, and I’ll take another 10% off the prices shown here!
So… strong>are you ready?

Click below and pick it up now. or scroll back up to re-read all the good stuff.

Buy GOLD

Buy SILVER

I’ll be waiting to hear from you!

To the coolest resume you’ll ever see... and a future so bright you gotta wear shades!

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Ah, the part right after the signature… this is where most marketers hammer you over the head with bonuses and high pressure offers, but that’s not how I roll. Instead, I’m just going to remind you of what you’re getting:

  • My exclusive guide,“Get a Fantastic Job – Even In a Recession!”, featuring never-before-seen tips, tricks, and “special moves” that get your resume to the top of the stack. Inside, you’ll learn:
    • how to avoid ten of the most common job-search mistakes (page 5)
    • the two people to talk to, and the order to do it in, to jump ahead of every other candidate in minutes (page 11)
    • how to break in to the hidden,”invisible” job market — where your chances of getting hired are 5x to 10x better
    • the absolute quickest way to find a job right now (page 3)
    • the five secret strategies for fixing a lukewarm interview (page 7)
    • the single smartest thing you can do right now to get a job (page 9)
    • how to remake yourself into a knockout candidate–in less than 30 minutes (page 10)
    • how to make a great first impression – and what to do if you don’t (page 6)
    • what hiring managers are really thinking (page 4)
    • why you have to give up on email (page 2)
    • the #1 mistake most resumes make immediately (page 12)
    • and tons of other insanely useful techniques for getting your resume to the right person at the right time!
  • A professionally-designed, custom-made resume that puts your best strengths & talents in the spotlight.
  • A guaranteed interview, or I’ll rewrite it for free (over and over and over).
  • BONUS! TWO additional edits, at any time-- for when you switch careers or change jobs in the future. You’ll get years of use out of this awesome bonus! (a $70 value)
  • 100% money-back guarantee: if you aren’t completely satisfied working with me, you won’t have to pay a cent.
  • Subscription to the “Emergence Circle”, a members-only email list where you’ll receive new tips and tricks regularly, as well as exclusive discounts on our partners’ products and services
  • All for less than it costs to fill up my buddy’s Explorer…  just $137!! (that’s less than the cost of your last road trip!)
  • If you opt for the GOLD-LEVEL access, you also get the following
    • Four, not three, free resume updates — use them at any time, whenever you need ‘em
    • Membership in our high-payout affiliate program, which gives you 20% back on every customer you send my way. Think about it… if your friend buys a GOLD package, you just made yourself $40!
    • Personalized, one-on-one coaching. Ask me up to TEN qustions related to job search, your industry, even your specific job, and I’ll find the answers– no matter how long it takes. Use your ten questions at any time.. even if it’s been years. Most career services charge up to $80 an hour to provide this kind of info!
    • All for a buck seventy-five a day this term. Just $247 $227 $197!! (that’s a buck seventy-five a day this term!)
  • AND, as a special bonus for new customers, if you order before November 30th, you’ll get an additional 10% off the prices shown here! That means you pay only $123 for SILVER and $177 for GOLD!

It looks like a lot when it’s all stacked together like that … and that’s because it is. :-)

Again, thanks for reading this far – and thanks for picking up this package – and I’ll see you on the other side.

GO SILVER:


GO GOLD:


 

P.S. Normally, marketers put a strong call to action in this section of a sales letter. Nope, not here. I’m just going to remind you of something.

PRICE IS WHAT YOU PAY,

VALUE IS WHAT YOU RECEIVE.

Could you get a lot more than $137 in value from having your resume land in the hands of your dream boss? Or from page-after-page of job search tricks that will turbocharge your efforts in seconds?

If this makes you just $1 more an hour at your next job, I will have literally handed you OVER TWO THOUSAND BUCKS by the end of your first year. That’s more than a month’s work for almost anyone.

Think about what you’ll gain from even one of these tips, and the answer is obvious. You wouldn’t be reading this far if it hadn’t already “clicked” for you.

So go ahead and give it a shot. What have you got to lose, except a whole lot of hassle?

GO SILVER:


GO GOLD:


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